"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father, in the womb of a virgin
will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter." -Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
"Yoshke smoshke pudding and pie; got nailed to a cross and started to cry
when he died and his head did nod; then the goyim made him for a god." -Jewish Children's Song