A CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY SONG
“Bringing
Joy to the World”
As
sung by Mr. Herbert (Ethan F.) Garrison
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I heard there is no Christmas
in the silly middle-east.
No trees, no snow, no Santa
Claus, they have different religious beliefs.
They believe in Muhammad and
not in our holiday.
And so every December I go to
the
Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry
freaking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
and hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven’t noticed
it’s Jesus’ birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim
ass and freaking celebrate!
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There is no holiday season in
They don’t hang up their
stockings and that is just absurd.
They never read a Christmas
story; they don’t know what Rudolph is about.
And that is why in December
I’ll go to
Hey there Mr. Hindu, It is
merry freaking Christmas.
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
and pass it to the missus
In case you haven’t noticed
it’s Jesus’ birthday.
So get off your heathen Hindu
ass and freaking celebrate!
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Now I heard that in
They pray to several gods and
put needles in their skin
On December 25th all they do is
eat a cake
And that is why I go to
Hey there Mr. shin Taoist,
Merry freaking Christmas!
God is going to kick your ass,
you infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven’t noticed,
there are special things to do
So let’s all rejoice for Jesus,
merry freaking Christmas to you!
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On Christmas day I travel
around the world and say
Joyous Christmas on us and all
you atheists too!
Merry freaking Christmas to
you!