Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of
their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES ― $50.00."
A policeman stopped them and told them they'd either have to
remove the sign or go to jail.
Just then, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS
One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop
"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled.
"Their sign pertains to religion."
The two ladies frowned as they took their sign down and drove
The following day the cop noticed the same two ladies driving
around with a large sign on their car again. This time the sign read: "TWO
ANGELS SEEKING PETER ― $50.00."