THE
KANGAROO TRIAL
Hugh
Fogelman
Before
listing the contradictions regarding the trials of Jesus, one should be advised
that the whole episode is only a fabrication. Anyone familiar with Jewish law recognizes
the impossibility of the chief priests and scribes arresting Jesus and
assembling to question him during the most holy of Jewish
festivals―Passover.
1. Where was Jesus taken immediately after his arrest?
a.
Matthew, Mark and Luke say that Jesus was taken directly to the high priest
(Matthew 26:57, Mark
b.
John says that Jesus was taken first to Annas, the father-in-law of the high
priest (John
2.
When did the priests and scribes gather together to question Jesus?
a.
Matthew 26:57 says that on the night Jesus was arrested the priests and scribes
were gathered together prior to Jesus being brought to the high priest.
b. Mark
c. Luke 22:66 says the priests and scribes assembled the day after Jesus was
arrested.
d. John mentions only the high priest - no other priests or scribes play a role
in questioning Jesus.
3.
Was Jesus questioned by Herod?
a.
Luke says that Pilate sent Jesus to Herod who questioned Jesus at length and
then returned Jesus to Pilate (Luke 23:7-11).
b. Matthew, Mark and John make no mention of Herod. This, in itself, means
nothing, but it brings about another contradiction later.
4.
Who was responsible for Jesus' death, Pilate or the Jews?
The
unknown gospel writers go to great length to absolve the Romans in general, and
Pilate in particular, of Jesus' crucifixion and to blame it on the Jews. The
reason, of course, was that Christianity was going to have to exist under Roman
rule for many years, which is why the New Testament contains nothing critical
of the Romans, even though they were hated for their heavy taxation, and Pilate
was hated for his brutality.
For the church, the Jews made an appropriate scapegoat because the Jews were a
thorn in side of the early church ― "the Jews" killed the
Christian god; deicide.
The
Christian biblical account of Pilate's offer to release Jesus, but the Jews
demanding the release of Barabbas, even though pure fiction contains both
contradictions and historical inaccuracies.
a.
What had Barabbas done?
1. Mark 15:7 and Luke 23:19 say that Barabbas
was guilty of insurrection and murder.
2. John
b.
Pilate's "custom" of releasing a prisoner at Passover.
This
"custom" is purely a Christian invention. The only authority Rome
gave to a Roman governor in situations like this was postponement of execution
until after the religious festival. Release was out of the question. It is
included in the gospels for the sole purpose of further removing blame for
Jesus' death from Pilate and placing it on "the Jews."
c.
Pilate gives in to the mob.
The
gospels have Pilate giving in to an unruly mob. This is ridiculous in light of
Pilate's previous and subsequent history. Josephus tells us that Pilate's
method of crowd control was to send his soldiers into the mob and beat them into
submission.
This
peaceful loving Pilate was eventually recalled to
"Suppose
we’ve chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we are just making him
madder."
-Homer Jay Simpson, The Simpsons debuted on Fox December 17, 1989.