By John Stone, CR Press Writer



THE VATICAN, Italy (CR) - A Southern Baptist theological seminary team of biblical scholars, working under the supervision of Vatican Castrati,  uncovered startling new evidence in the catacombs that events reported by the New Testament in Matthew 27:52-53 really happened. As Reverend Joseph Smith exclaimed, “Glory be, hallelujah! It is so! Finally proof of the world’s greatest event can be shown to everyone. There is PROOF, no more faith, there is proof!


Rev Smith then described the years of searching through ancient documents and manuscripts before accidentally uncovering the one – “the missing link so to speak,” said Smith.


Because the Pope is so frail, he has not yet been shown the exact evidence recovered. However, CR News, through unnamed knowledgeable sources, was able to obtain a copy of this magnificent evidence which affirms that the New Testament was accurate in its descriptions of Jesus’ crucifixion and surrounding events.


As faithfully reported by the New Testament author Matthew, under the guidance of the Holy Ghost, we were told:


50 Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.

52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.


The secret evidence clearly show this event―that it happened as faithfully described about 2,000 years ago. The graves being opened and the saints coming out of the graves! Behold the evidence:


 Saint Dick (Saint Peter’s Great-Grandfather) Rising from his resting place. (Vatican Photo)

Saint Dick (Saint Peter’s Great-Grandfather) Rising from his resting place. (Vatican Photo)



Unnamed sources at Eyecon Production, the producer of Mel Gibson’s “Passion,” indicated they already were in the advanced planning stages for a blockbuster production of a movie to depict this great historical event. They stated that it, like the Passion, would be historically accurate in all aspects. A spokesman said Mr. Gibson, will turn over the day-to-day production to his father, Hutton Gibson. When contacted for comment, the senior Gibson said, “This will show those Jews a thing or two.” The younger Gibson cautioned that Jews were again likely to misunderstand his fathers’ true feelings, but that “all true Christians would know exactly what-was-what!”



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