STARTLING NEW EVIDENCE UNCOVERED
EVENTS TOLD IN MATTHEW 27:52-53 ARE NOW SUPPORTED
By
John Stone, CR Press Writer
THE VATICAN, Italy (CR) - A Southern Baptist
theological seminary team of biblical scholars, working under the supervision
of Vatican Castrati, uncovered startling new evidence in the
catacombs that events reported by the New Testament in Matthew 27:52-53 really
happened. As Reverend Joseph Smith exclaimed, “Glory be, hallelujah! It is so!
Finally proof of the world’s greatest event can be shown to everyone. There is
PROOF, no more faith, there is proof!
Rev
Smith then described the years of searching through ancient documents and
manuscripts before accidentally uncovering the one – “the missing link so to
speak,” said Smith.
Because
the Pope is so frail, he has not yet been shown the exact evidence recovered.
However, CR News, through unnamed knowledgeable sources, was able to obtain a
copy of this magnificent evidence which affirms that the New Testament was
accurate in its descriptions of Jesus’ crucifixion and surrounding events.
As
faithfully reported by the New Testament author Matthew, under the guidance of
the Holy Ghost, we were told:
50
Jesus, when he had cried again with
a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.
52
And the graves
were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
53 And came out
of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared
unto many.
The
secret evidence clearly show this event―that it happened as faithfully
described about 2,000 years ago. The graves being opened and the saints coming
out of the graves! Behold the evidence:
Saint Dick (Saint Peter’s
Great-Grandfather) Rising from his resting place. (
Unnamed
sources at Eyecon Production, the producer of Mel
Gibsun’s “Passion,” indicated they already were in the advanced planning stages
for a blockbuster production of a movie to depict this great historical event.
They stated that it, like the Passion, would be historically accurate in all
aspects. A spokesman said Mr. Gibsun, will turn over the day-to-day production
to his father, Hutton Gibsun. When contacted for comment, the senior Gibsun
said, “This will show those Jews a thing or two.” The younger Gibsun cautioned
that Jews were again likely to misunderstand his fathers’ true feelings, but
that “all true Christians would know exactly what-was-what!”
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