Onion and Christmas Tree
family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many kinds of boobies are there?"
father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts.
her twenties, a woman's
breasts are like melons, round & firm.
her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit.
fifty, they are like
asks the son"
you see them, and they make you cry."
infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says,
how many types of "willies" are there?"
mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through
his twenties, his Willie is like an oak tree, mighty and
his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.
his fifties, it is like a
dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."