THE MOST OFFENSIVE CHRISTMAS SONG EVER
(Uncensored Version)
Sung by Mr Hankey on South Park
Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother"
But Mary thought that was weird.
Mary said "I am not a virgin,
I blew a guy last year."
But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child, have no fear."
For you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary!
You can suck all the dick you want
And still not be considered flawed.
Although you went to town
And sucked some semen down
You are still a virgin in the eyes of God.
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There was no room at the inn when Mary and Joseph did arrive.
But they were so very tired you see
And Mary had to offer a bribe.
She said she had no money
How would she pay for a place to sleep
Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep.
Because, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary!
You can suck all the dick you want
And still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room at the inn
It's not considered a sin
To suck some dicks and get a room for the night.
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Then three wise men did appear bearing gifts of myrrh and such.
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch.
Mary thought she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed.
But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said
You can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary!
You can suck all the dick you want
Of everyone that's in the nation.
But Fellatio ain't no sin
Go on and blow those three wise men
And you'll still be a virgin because there was no penetration
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So, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary!
You can take it from the ox and the lamb even the little drummer boy.
Folks will remember your name quick
They will say damn that bitch can suck a good dick.
Cause sucking dick brings peace on earth and joy!
Cause sucking dick brings peace on earth and joy!
Mary, Mary suck that dick!
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