ÿþ<html> <head> <meta http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=unicode"> <meta name=Generator content="Microsoft Word 12 (filtered)"> <title>ERIC CARTMAN S LESSON FOR EVERY CHRISTIAN</title> <style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:"Cambria Math"; panose-1:2 4 5 3 5 4 6 3 2 4;} @font-face {font-family:"Trebuchet MS"; panose-1:2 11 6 3 2 2 2 2 2 4;} @font-face {font-family:Verdana; panose-1:2 11 6 4 3 5 4 4 2 4;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {margin:0in; margin-bottom:.0001pt; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";} h2 {mso-style-link:"Heading 2 Char"; margin-right:0in; margin-left:0in; font-size:18.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif"; font-weight:bold;} p {margin-right:0in; margin-left:0in; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";} p.doctitle, li.doctitle, div.doctitle {mso-style-name:doctitle; margin-right:0in; margin-left:0in; font-size:18.0pt; font-family:"Trebuchet MS","sans-serif"; font-weight:bold;} p.docauthor, li.docauthor, div.docauthor {mso-style-name:docauthor; margin-right:0in; margin-left:0in; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Trebuchet MS","sans-serif";} p.docfootnote, li.docfootnote, div.docfootnote {mso-style-name:docfootnote; margin-right:0in; margin-left:0in; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Trebuchet MS","sans-serif";} p.doccopyright, li.doccopyright, div.doccopyright {mso-style-name:doccopyright; margin-right:0in; margin-left:0in; font-size:8.0pt; font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";} p.docreturn, li.docreturn, div.docreturn {mso-style-name:docreturn; margin-right:0in; margin-left:0in; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; font-weight:bold;} p.docbody, li.docbody, div.docbody {mso-style-name:docbody; margin-right:0in; margin-left:0in; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Trebuchet MS","sans-serif";} span.Heading2Char {mso-style-name:"Heading 2 Char"; mso-style-link:"Heading 2"; font-family:"Cambria","serif"; color:#4F81BD; font-weight:bold;} span.doctitle1 {mso-style-name:doctitle1; font-family:"Trebuchet MS","sans-serif"; font-weight:bold;} span.docauthor1 {mso-style-name:docauthor1; font-family:"Trebuchet MS","sans-serif";} p.docbody1, li.docbody1, div.docbody1 {mso-style-name:docbody1; margin-right:0in; margin-left:0in; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Trebuchet MS","sans-serif";} span.docbody2 {mso-style-name:docbody2; font-family:"Trebuchet MS","sans-serif";} p.docfootnote1, li.docfootnote1, div.docfootnote1 {mso-style-name:docfootnote1; margin-right:0in; margin-left:0in; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Trebuchet MS","sans-serif";} p.doccopyright1, li.doccopyright1, div.doccopyright1 {mso-style-name:doccopyright1; margin-right:0in; margin-left:0in; font-size:8.0pt; font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";} .MsoChpDefault {font-size:10.0pt;} @page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.0in 1.0in 1.0in;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style> </head> <body lang=EN-US link=blue vlink=purple> <div class=Section1> <div class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'> <hr size=3 width="100%" align=center> </div> <h2 align=center style='text-align:center'><span class=doctitle1>ERIC CARTMAN S LESSON FOR EVERY CHRISTIAN</span><br> <span class=docauthor1><span style='font-size:12.0pt'>John Stone</span></span></h2> <blockquote style='margin-top:5.0pt;margin-bottom:5.0pt'> <p class=MsoNormal align=center style='text-align:center'><span style='font-size:7.0pt;font-family:"Trebuchet MS","sans-serif"'>&nbsp;</span></p> <p class=docbody1><span class=docbody2>We all have heard a Christian give an uninvited  testimony by proclaiming that (s)he  believes in Jesus. Every time I hear this  testimony of ignorance I am reminded of a pertinent South Park* episode.</span></p> <p class=docbody1><img width=320 height=240 src="../images/EricCartman.jpg" align=left hspace=10 alt="Eric Cartman"><span class=docbody2>Eric Cartman loses a tooth; places it under his pillow and the  Tooth Fairy brings him $2. Well Eric suddenly realizes that if only he had more teeth he could earn enough money from the  Tooth Fairy to buy a Sony PlayStation2.</span></p> <p class=docbody1><span class=docbody2>Eric then collects teeth from all his friends and the dollars roll in. Then one morning the tooth was still there under his pillow where he left it the night before ? and NO MONEY! He screams,  MOM, the Tooth Fairy forgot me! </span></p> <p class=docbody1><span class=docbody2>Mom, then confesses;  Eric, there is not really a Tooth Fairy. I took your teeth and left the money. BUT you left so many teeth that I don t have any more money to give you. Now we don t even have enough left to buy groceries or make the house payment.</span> </p> <p class=docbody1><span class=docbody2>Of course Eric Cartman is stunned at this revelation. Fearing the worst he asks his mother,  Mom, does this mean there is no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny or Jesus either? </span></p> <p class=docbody1><span class=docbody2>Mrs. Cartman, patting on the couch beside her, says,  Eric dear, come over here to Mommy, we have some things to talk about. </span></p> <p class=docbody1><span class=docbody2>So this is why we created this site, <a href="http://christianity-revealed.com/cr">Christianity Revealed</a>. Dear people,  we have some things to talk about. </span></p> <p class=docfootnote1><br> * South Park episodes may be seen on ComedyCentral each Wednesday at 10pm. 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