CHRISTIANITY
The belief that some
cosmic
Jewish zombie can make
you
Live forever if you
symbolically
Eat his flesh and
telepathically
Tell him that you
accept him
As your master, so he
can
Remove an evil force
from your soul
That is present in
humanity because
A rib-woman was
convinced by a
Talking snake with
legs to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense!