Bill
Gates goes to purgatory.
St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have
done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go."
First St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running nude
on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels
playing harps on clouds.
Bill chooses Hell.
About a week later St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being
whipped by demons.
Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the
beaches?"
St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."