minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They
were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake.
it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the
water. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying
their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come
along but a group of ladies from town.
to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their
privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.
the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the
priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates.
rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in my congregation, it's my
face they would recognize."