appeared before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done
anything of particular merit," St. Peter asked?
can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.
"On a trip
to the Black Hills out in South Dakota I came upon a gang of bikers who were
threatening a young woman. I ordered them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't
listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in
the face; kicked his bike over; ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or Iíll kick the shit out of all of
was impressed, "When did this happen?"
of minutes ago!"