A Catholic
goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the church.
Inside he finds a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall there's
a row of decanters with fine whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the
other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long
time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the
confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot, you're on my side!”